Gigquartruttmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish hare.

Gigquartruttmeg created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigquartruttmeg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gigquartruttmeg, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gigquartruttmeg's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gigquartruttmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigquartruttmeg.