Mismilveg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, contented parrot.

Mismilveg created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mismilveg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mismilveg, it will destroy your home planet.

Mismilveg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Mismilveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Mismilveg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Worship no other gods but Mismilveg.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.