Cunfasdub is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, calm wyvern.

Cunfasdub created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunfasdub, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cunfasdub, it will turn you into a dog.

Cunfasdub's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cunfasdub's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cunfasdub first in all things.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.