Vaddabceb is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful slug.

Vaddabceb created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vaddabceb, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vaddabceb, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vaddabceb's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Vaddabceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing yellow skirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your back.

5. Fast once a month.