Yarlhakhat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident unicorn.

Yarlhakhat created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Yarlhakhat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarlhakhat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yarlhakhat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yarlhakhat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Put Yarlhakhat first in all things.