Geddumkipshavyok Dapdibfud is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring goat.

Geddumkipshavyok Dapdibfud created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geddumkipshavyok Dapdibfud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Geddumkipshavyok Dapdibfud, she will be very unhappy.

Geddumkipshavyok Dapdibfud's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Geddumkipshavyok Dapdibfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed bread to tortoises while wearing mauve kilts.
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