Queegtamgun is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring fairy.

Queegtamgun created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Queegtamgun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Queegtamgun, she will torture you forever.

Queegtamgun's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Queegtamgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. You must love Queegtamgun.