Negkommip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome cat.

Negkommip created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Negkommip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Negkommip, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Negkommip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Negkommip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must love Negkommip.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.