Hudlibgud Vighabbog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, egotistical camel.

Hudlibgud Vighabbog created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hudlibgud Vighabbog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hudlibgud Vighabbog, it will cry a lot.

Hudlibgud Vighabbog's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hudlibgud Vighabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five geese approach from the south.

2. Never allow doves to witness sacred rites.

3. Run away if nine shrews approach from the north.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never jump in autumn.