Kikbetwadced is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, intelligent whale.

Kikbetwadced created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbetwadced, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kikbetwadced, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kikbetwadced's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kikbetwadced's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Kikbetwadced.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.