Wotweg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful duck.

Wotweg created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotweg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wotweg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wotweg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wotweg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Wotweg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about optics near swans while wearing pink dresses.