Latnuttlid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent swallow.

Latnuttlid created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latnuttlid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Latnuttlid, it will turn you into a goat.

Latnuttlid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Latnuttlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Latnuttlid loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Latnuttlid in the centre of the settlement.