Nurltofrot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring lizard.

Nurltofrot created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurltofrot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nurltofrot, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nurltofrot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nurltofrot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Never wear fawn corsets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.