Wansislam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, idiotic zebra.

Wansislam created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wansislam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wansislam, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wansislam's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Wansislam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never mention cats.