Bincunsab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate turtle.

Bincunsab created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bincunsab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bincunsab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bincunsab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bincunsab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue mice for they are unholy.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Bincunsab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Bincunsab loves eagles, so they must be respected.