Fotdap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, able cow.

Fotdap created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Fotdap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fotdap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fotdap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fotdap's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Fotdap loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.