Sitnarlhin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented weasel.

Sitnarlhin created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sitnarlhin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sitnarlhin, he will turn you into a puffin.

Sitnarlhin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sitnarlhin's Holy Commandments

1. Sitnarlhin loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away if four bats approach from the east.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.