Spaghathadban is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable centipede.

Spaghathadban created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spaghathadban, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Spaghathadban, she will turn you into a duck.

Spaghathadban's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Spaghathadban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.