Bugkonfom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, boastful jellyfish.

Bugkonfom created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugkonfom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bugkonfom, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bugkonfom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bugkonfom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven mice approach from the south.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Bugkonfom on top of important buildings.