Minfatyog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous crow.

Minfatyog created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minfatyog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Minfatyog, she will turn you into a rock.

Minfatyog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Minfatyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Always help sick aardvarks.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.