Pogtargben is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic crocodile.

Pogtargben created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogtargben, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pogtargben, he will remove you from existence.

Pogtargben's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pogtargben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never paint your head turquoise.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never feed lots of corn to nematodes while wearing gray tights.