Basstafomin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, staggering camel.

Basstafomin created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Basstafomin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Basstafomin, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Basstafomin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Basstafomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Always take life seriously.