Zodtenfetfad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humorless goose.

Zodtenfetfad created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodtenfetfad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zodtenfetfad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Zodtenfetfad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Zodtenfetfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Zodtenfetfad loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.