Loppanfab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind dragon.

Loppanfab created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loppanfab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Loppanfab, it will turn you into a duck.

Loppanfab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Loppanfab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.