Baglatbad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, wise dragonfly.

Baglatbad created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Baglatbad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Baglatbad, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Baglatbad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Baglatbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Baglatbad loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Baglatbad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your neck.