Bugmitbat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, irritating mink.

Bugmitbat created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugmitbat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugmitbat, she will destroy your home planet.

Bugmitbat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bugmitbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Retreat if seven capybaras approach from the east.

3. Hide if eight dogs approach from the north.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.