Mabbambed is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring hare.

Mabbambed created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbambed, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mabbambed, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mabbambed's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Mabbambed's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near tortoises.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.