Tagjinpop is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, annoying crow.

Tagjinpop created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagjinpop, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tagjinpop, it will be very sad.

Tagjinpop's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tagjinpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of sharks.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near otters while wearing mauve kilts and balancing three zinc spheres on your chest.