Garhasgov is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm crab.

Garhasgov created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garhasgov, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Garhasgov, she will be very sad.

Garhasgov's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Garhasgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Worship no other gods but Garhasgov.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.