Pangloopcapyarpbogquartmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, loving lizard.

Pangloopcapyarpbogquartmot created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pangloopcapyarpbogquartmot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pangloopcapyarpbogquartmot, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pangloopcapyarpbogquartmot's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pangloopcapyarpbogquartmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Never sit near pigs.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.