Cebtighiv is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, annoying wyvern.

Cebtighiv created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebtighiv, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cebtighiv, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Cebtighiv's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cebtighiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.