Dogshavbed is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, passionate ant.

Dogshavbed created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogshavbed, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dogshavbed, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dogshavbed's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dogshavbed's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dogshavbed.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Put Dogshavbed first in all things.

5. Do not commit murder.