Likhaptettijon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet capybara.

Likhaptettijon created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likhaptettijon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Likhaptettijon, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Likhaptettijon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Likhaptettijon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not hurt horses.
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