Janvanmin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, happy hyena.

Janvanmin created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janvanmin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Janvanmin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Janvanmin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Janvanmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Janvanmin loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always wear violet.