Tenlarnkimhon Tunrullril is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, emotional badger.

Tenlarnkimhon Tunrullril created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Tenlarnkimhon Tunrullril, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tenlarnkimhon Tunrullril, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tenlarnkimhon Tunrullril's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tenlarnkimhon Tunrullril's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine birds approach from the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tenlarnkimhon Tunrullril.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.