Rullquillsin Cimhenlopgom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating grasshopper.

Rullquillsin Cimhenlopgom created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Rullquillsin Cimhenlopgom, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rullquillsin Cimhenlopgom, he will send you a sign.

Rullquillsin Cimhenlopgom's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rullquillsin Cimhenlopgom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rullquillsin Cimhenlopgom.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Worship no other gods but Rullquillsin Cimhenlopgom.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.