Wongabdad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, clever cow.

Wongabdad created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wongabdad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wongabdad, it will not care.

Wongabdad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wongabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away from black frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.