Ruthotwot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, deceitful whale.

Ruthotwot created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Ruthotwot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ruthotwot, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ruthotwot's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ruthotwot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide if eight moths approach from the east.