Cebxinzig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, staggering wyrm.

Cebxinzig created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebxinzig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cebxinzig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cebxinzig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cebxinzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never paint your hands gray.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cebxinzig.

5. You must love Cebxinzig.