Rullaffed is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, happy weasel.

Rullaffed created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullaffed, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullaffed, he will turn you into a sheep.

Rullaffed's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rullaffed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about spacetime.