Farnyaksid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent centipede.

Farnyaksid created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnyaksid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farnyaksid, she will think nothing of it.

Farnyaksid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Farnyaksid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about special relativity near shrews while wearing violet tights and balancing nine titanium spheres on your arms.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnyaksid.