Fasnarlhon is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, happy
dog.
Fasnarlhon created Mount Everest twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Fasnarlhon, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Fasnarlhon, she will turn you into a hamster.
Fasnarlhon's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Fasnarlhon's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.