Jigdissadfabgilkomgad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy raven.

Jigdissadfabgilkomgad created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigdissadfabgilkomgad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jigdissadfabgilkomgad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jigdissadfabgilkomgad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jigdissadfabgilkomgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls in need.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.