Wotpopyarp is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, proud
goose.
Wotpopyarp created the universe two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wotpopyarp, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Wotpopyarp, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Wotpopyarp's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Wotpopyarp's Holy Commandments1. Never feed onions to tapirs while wearing stockings.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never chant in the presence of otters.
4. Never think about quantum mechanics near gulls while wearing yellow skirts and balancing nine copper spheres on your legs.
5. You must never eat limes.