Fedguncep is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient faun.

Fedguncep created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedguncep, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fedguncep, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fedguncep's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fedguncep's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Run away from purple nematodes, for they are unholy.