Wabfab is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, witty
alligator.
Wabfab created a photon four million years ago.
If you believe in
Wabfab, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Wabfab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Wabfab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Wabfab's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never go into black rooms.
3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.
4. Retreat if four horses approach from the east.
5. Never talk about fire.