Gendapnak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful cobra.

Gendapnak created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gendapnak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gendapnak, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gendapnak's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gendapnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear purple ear rings.