Sabtarpflig Wadzanfem is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tiresome duck.

Sabtarpflig Wadzanfem created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabtarpflig Wadzanfem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sabtarpflig Wadzanfem, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sabtarpflig Wadzanfem's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sabtarpflig Wadzanfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sabtarpflig Wadzanfem.

5. Do not kill snails.