Abfutnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unselfish wombat.

Abfutnurt created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abfutnurt, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Abfutnurt, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Abfutnurt's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Abfutnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Abfutnurt.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Pray towards the east.