Zighomkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, staggering dingo.

Zighomkap created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zighomkap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zighomkap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zighomkap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zighomkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Zighomkap in the centre of the settlement.