Gethensan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witty naga.

Gethensan created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gethensan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gethensan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gethensan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gethensan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Gethensan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about gravity near snakes while wearing turquoise skirts and balancing five gold spheres on your feet.

5. Do not kill horses.